Posted on 02/27/2026 5:41:38 PM PST by dynachrome
While being questioned at the Chappaqua Performing Arts Center on Thursday, Hillary Clinton reportedly informed the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform that she only recalled meeting Jeffrey Epstein that one time when she murdered him.
Despite years of rumors and innuendo regarding her association with the deceased billionaire, Clinton maintained that she never encountered him until the night she strangled him to death in his prison cell.
"I had no real relationship with him other than when I killed him," Clinton said. "We didn't talk much, he just kept screaming and struggling. You know how it is."
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Oh good Gawd! Ya’ just gotta love the Bee!
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“I do not recall.” is her standard lie when facing a legal inquiry. She is a professional felon. Fugly to boot.
As always the Bee is funny and all but Hillary never hands-on killed anyone in her life. It was much worse than that. Low paid hired goons did all their dirty work.
It's a waste of everyone's time.
She always knows nothing and Bubba lies with bent finger.
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Good one!
Hillari-ous!!!
“I had no idea my husband is an adulterer.”
Da Bee, swoosh, nothing but net.
I saw title, and sure enough, it is Babylon Bee.
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