[Campion]

If a British auto maker made them, they would leak oil.

(At least, that's what I've been told ... never owned a British car.)

[jagusafr]

Well, they’d also require a specialized tool to do any sort of work on them (ask me how I know)...

[A strike]

“If a British auto maker made them, they would leak oil.”

I would be nice if that were all it was.
They are also prone to darkness and not even water resistant !