Bah...I’m invested in a dilithium crystal mine!
Good move!
I had some shares in a helium drilling company, but the stock float [rimshot!] was too small, the shares were under a buck (still are), it’s a Canadian company (go-go accounting), and, well, it’s a drilling company.
One of my favorite ST:TNG episodes was the one with the baryon sweep and the crooks who infiltrated to steal trilithium resin, Picard trapped while trying to retrieve his saddle, etc. [Starship Mine]