[Sirius Lee]

You still butthurt about dressing like a bum?

[T.B. Yoits]

You still butthurt about dressing like a bum?

Ha ha

They say you can't polish a turd, but as we learned in the military, you can roll it in glitter.

[T.B. Yoits]

You're an amateur until you have your medals spilling out of your crotch.