The Festivus Pole is only for 23 December.
I read the whole excerpt before I realized it was the Babylon Bee.
We had a democracy at dinner...Everyone got a chance to review their day. It was always very interesting. As to voting...democratic...kinda...I had final say but I did listen to their input.
You have 361 days a year to let it dominate your thoughts and words. Easter, Independence Day, Thanksgiving and Christmas give it a rest.
(We did talk about the fact that the choir robes looked strange under the new lights in the choir loft. There was debate on if we should get new robes or change the lights.)
“Family Institutes Thanksgiving Debate Rules Allowing 2-Minute Speeches With 1-Minute Rebuttal”
Works until one family member grabs a turkey drumstick and beats the arguing family to death with it.
Pi$$ on that. So, the screaming arseholes get twice as much time?
Pi$$ of you.
Most liberals could not possibly sit through a two minute defense of Trump without going bonkers and screaming fascist and Hitler!