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To: Alas Babylon!

Why don’t sharks eat lawyers?

Professional courtesy.


10 posted on 11/26/2025 9:37:56 AM PST by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
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To: dfwgator

What do you call a bus load of lawyers going over a cliff?

......

A good start.


11 posted on 11/26/2025 10:37:54 AM PST by Chickensoup
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To: dfwgator

Two kids playing.
Kid#1: “My mommy is a lawyer!”
Kid#2: “Honest??!?”
Kid#1: “Nah, the usual kind.”


16 posted on 11/26/2025 2:31:36 PM PST by Nervous Tick (Hope, as a righteous product of properly aligned Faith, IS in fact a strategy.)
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