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Sanitation experts report that lawyers are the most difficult to process.
1 posted on 11/26/2025 7:53:47 AM PST by Navy Patriot
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To: Navy Patriot

I don’t think AI will replace automotive techs. That’s what I did. As far as replacing lawyers, I wonder if that’s what happened in Minnesota when that judge dropped the suit on the Somalians? If so, I think our nation can live without that kind of lawyering.


2 posted on 11/26/2025 8:13:43 AM PST by oldtech
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To: Navy Patriot

AI could replace offensive and defensive coordinators.

AI could replace HR. It would need to be programed to hire the most profitable employee.


3 posted on 11/26/2025 8:22:46 AM PST by alternatives?
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To: Navy Patriot

“Did you say ‘Yutes’?”


4 posted on 11/26/2025 8:32:36 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: Navy Patriot
> Sanitation experts report that lawyers are the most difficult to process.

"Lawyers, like politicians, are not born; they are excreted." -- Cicero

5 posted on 11/26/2025 8:33:44 AM PST by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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To: Navy Patriot

Would an AI lawyer have been better for Jeffrey Epstein than Alan Dershowitz?


6 posted on 11/26/2025 9:07:34 AM PST by Nextrush (FREEDOM IS EVERYBODY'S BUSINESS, REMEMBER REV; NIEMOLLER)
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To: Navy Patriot

A stealthy Babylon Bee piece. Excellent.

I started to develop a snide comment about lawyers not being human until I read the byline.

EC


7 posted on 11/26/2025 9:08:29 AM PST by Ex-Con777 (Leftists quote the Constitution like an atheist quotes the Bible)
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To: Navy Patriot

Once AI replaces lawyers it will be impossible to get rid of all the lawyers.

Lol.


8 posted on 11/26/2025 9:09:07 AM PST by cgbg (The master is nice only when the dog behaves as expected.)
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To: Navy Patriot
...lawyers and other non-human entities...

Yup, lawyers aren't human, so that makes sense!

9 posted on 11/26/2025 9:35:32 AM PST by Alas Babylon! (They don't kill you because you're a Nazi, they call you a Nazi so they can kill you.--CFW)
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To: Navy Patriot

How will AI algorithms be declared racist when they use nothing but information freely available?


12 posted on 11/26/2025 12:37:13 PM PST by Organic Panic ('Was I molested. I think so' - Ashley Biden in response to her father joining her in the shower.)
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To: Navy Patriot

Turns out that AI can lie and make stuff up even faster than a lawyer.

Who’d a thunk it?


13 posted on 11/26/2025 2:03:53 PM PST by _longranger81
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To: Navy Patriot

They have taught AI to be low down and slimy.


14 posted on 11/26/2025 2:09:12 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet (Trump has arrived and it is awesome to have a real President.)
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To: Navy Patriot

Maybe the lawyers can sue.


19 posted on 11/26/2025 3:51:26 PM PST by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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