Tucker Carlson Builds Time Machine To Kill Baby Churchill

BabylonBee.com ^ | Nov 13, 2025 | The Babylon Bee

[Red6]

Tucker is a target, even though he really hasn’t done anything wrong. He dared present alternative ideas or give people a microphone and let them tell their side of the story.

Reagrad Churchill. He was the right man, for the right job, at the right time (WWII).

BUT his life was a disaster. They guy caused for some huge blunders early on from which it’s most remarkable that he could recover. At least he learned from his mistakes.

[Mount Athos]

I agree. The criticisms of him are so overdone.
Very skeptical of attempts to cancel him now.
Also this piece by the bee is weak

[E. Pluribus Unum]

We have complained about being subjected to silencing/censorship/debanking/deplatforming for years, but we think it’s perfectly OK to silence/censor/debank/deplatform people WE disagree with.

[TheThirdRuffian]

Roflmao. Tucker probably would if he could.

[dfwgator]

After the Gallipoli debacle, Churchill served on the front lines in France with the Royal Scots Fusiliers.

[Nextrush]

The gloves are off Seth Dillon on a low path.

[Empire_of_Liberty]

If you could build a time machine, there are plenty of people to kill who’s deaths would make Churchill’s best days be in the Boer Wars - and a whole lot of peoples’ lives better.

[dfwgator]

I’d like to kill all the leaders of Europe in 1914.

[cowboyusa]

Nobody is bring censored, he is being stung be the bee. Tjat’s not censorship.

[montag813]

These were Churchill's best and most lasting quotes.

But in the "New" UK, it is now illegal to recite those words, as MP Paul Weston found out in 2014, when he was arrested for doing just that on a London street, across from the terror-linked mosque where Imams typical spout anti-Western hate:

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Nobody is bring censored, he is being stung be the bee. Tjat’s not censorship.

I was referring to the attacks by Ben Shapiro, Mark Levin and Dinesh D'Souza. They want him silenced and deplatformed.

Personally I think they hate him because his audience dwarfs all of theirs combined.

Ben Shapiro, Mark Levin torch Tucker Carlson for Fuentes interview | RISING+

[Antihero101607]

Considering how many communism and socialism have killed over the years, you may get more bang for your buck by erasing Marx and Engles.

[cowboyusa]

They are ALL idiots

[KarlInOhio]

I’d like to kill all the leaders of Europe in 1914.

I tried that with my time machine. I got Archduke Franz Ferdinand and got some Serbian patsy blamed for it. After that it was too much work.

[sloanrb]

Yeah, he did. But the other British politicians in that era were more incompetent.

“No need to build an army because there won’t be a war for 10 years”, even though Churchill knew one was coming.

And of course “Peace in our time”

[Verginius Rufus]

Gavrilo Princip killed the Austrian crown prince, but he was not executed because in Austria the death penalty could be applied only to persons who had passed their 20th birthday and he was a month too young at the time of the assassination. Instead they put him in a prison and he died from the poor conditions in the prison.

When Franz Joseph heard about the assassination his first reaction was one of relief--he had been dead-set against Franz Ferdinand's marriage to someone who lacked the proper noble pedigree.

[pdunkin]

Thanks for the laugh.

[Republican Wildcat]

Personally I think they hate him because his audience dwarfs all of theirs combined. Ben Shapiro, Mark Levin torch Tucker Carlson for Fuentes interview | RISING+

Right - their criticisms can't be because he puts a (literal) Hitler lover on his platform to normalize him.

No rational human would do that.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Right - their criticisms can't be because he puts a (literal) Hitler lover on his platform to normalize him.

He interviews lots of people, but if he interviews somebody you disapprove of, he's Hitler.

Check.