Well, I’m a boomer myself and I grouse at my wife for buying useless kitsch. “Oh, that’s so cute!” “What do we need it for?” Has nothing to do with anyone’s inheritance, it’s all about cluttering up the place.
Of course, things like tools, guns, etc. are different. Those are likely to be useful even if I don’t need them this very moment.
Well, duh
Top 10 reasons a gun is better a woman
10. You can trade an old .44 for a new .22.
9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you’re on the road.
8. If you admire a friend’s gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary gun doesn’t mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5. A gun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.
4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
3. A gun doesn’t ask, “Do these new grips make me look fat?”
2. A gun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after handling it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman….
1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.
Tools, same
(From the He-man Woman Haters’ Credo)