I was just going to say “thank God I have no mortgage and no grandchildren,” but then saw it was the Babylon Bee.
Some of this is possibly just wishful thinking, but if they really did all this, I would be in hopes that the grandkids would tell them to stuff it. A 50 yr. mortgage means 2 things>>>the property is probably seriously overpriced (since most already is anyway) & the only one making out on this is the mortgage holder. I share no love for them. To make it simple,why would anyone go for a 5o yr. mortgage?