Posted on 11/02/2025 4:06:55 PM PST by simpson96

MOBILE, Ala. (WKRG) — A man suspected of stealing packages from Mobile and Mississippi porches has been arrested, according to the Mobile County Sheriff’s Office.
According to an MCSO news release, deputies saw a black Ford Escape driving at a high rate of speed around 1 a.m. Friday near Boe Road extension and Spanish Trail.
When they stopped the driver, identified as Todd Anthony Bond, they reportedly found several packages in the car that matched the description of packages recently taken from someone else’s property.
Bond, a 46-year-old Jackson, Mississippi, resident, was arrested and charged with first-degree theft of property.
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Hot!! I think it moved.
Now I feel like watching The Boondock Saints again.
/iykyk
Looks like he specializes in back porch piracy
 That -IS- a costume, right? Right?? RIGHT?!?!?
His roots are showing ,LOL
OMG, that is not a wig.
Frightening Halloween costume!
Oh no! You actually look like that?
Sorry!
“Psst! Kid! Down here! Steer clear of that porch pirate over there, okay? That thing gives me the willies! …Here’s a balloon. Warn your friends! Bye!” —Pennywise
Has to be a hallowen mask, nobody can be that ugly.
He looks happy go lucky, eh.
A lot of teeth marks on that headboard.
It looks like my fourth grade English teacher. 😂
That shade of lipstick is all wrong for his complexion.
He should switch to warmer peachy tones.
• gag•
Shovel marks where they dug him up.
...Bond... Todd Bond...
This is what happens when satan dresses up as Julia Child for Halloween.
Would Laz?
“a black Ford Escape driving at a high rate of speed”
Hey, my F150 also goes on on drives by itself, only it promised me it would not go at high speeds. /s/
I don’t know what idiot, or AI for that matter, wrote this, but I think this would sound better:
“a black Ford Escape traveling at a high rate of speed”
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