[Big Red Badger]

Caths got great outfits!

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

So did the Nazis.

[Tell It Right]

If Jesus Was a Jew, Why Are We Catholic?

Multiple choice. Pick the right answer.

A) Because He fed the thousands with fish like it was Fish Friday.

B) Because Paul wrote to the Galatians, who were Celts, the ancestors to the Irish. That means today Jesus would be a Notre Dame fan.

C) Because Jesus turned over the money changers' tables and fussed at them for making the Temple a "den of robbers". Catholics agree. It's not Jerusalem that should have religious wealth; it's the Vatican.