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Everyone who died, died.
Original Content | 10/28/2025 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 10/27/2025 11:54:33 PM PDT by Lazamataz

We are so screwed. It's over, babe.

Everyone who died, died.

Name one thing that isn't fouling up. You can't do it.

We're all losing our jobs and the shutdown is going to cause riots and nobody will make it.

We're all gonna die!!!!


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: humor; lazamataz
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It's funny because it's true.
1 posted on 10/27/2025 11:54:33 PM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz

Everybody who died, died.


2 posted on 10/27/2025 11:59:42 PM PDT by Lazamataz (I figure if Charlie Kirk can die for free speech, I can be mildly inconvenienced.)
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To: Lazamataz

“What has been will be again,
what has been done will be done again;
there is nothing new under the sun.”
Ecclesiastes 1:9
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I feel like this is the origin of the saying :
“history repeats itself”.


3 posted on 10/28/2025 12:06:04 AM PDT by Repeal The 17th (Get out of the matrix and get a real life.)
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To: Repeal The 17th

It’s all over. We’re screwed.


4 posted on 10/28/2025 12:09:18 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I figure if Charlie Kirk can die for free speech, I can be mildly inconvenienced.)
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To: Lazamataz

And we all laughed until we stopped.


5 posted on 10/28/2025 12:10:11 AM PDT by mitch5501 ("make your calling and election sussire:for if ye do these things ye shall never fall")
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To: mitch5501

Proof.


6 posted on 10/28/2025 12:10:27 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I figure if Charlie Kirk can die for free speech, I can be mildly inconvenienced.)
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To: Lazamataz

It could be worse. 😄🤣🤣🤣

Here try some of this...

https://youtu.be/4aPwG60-bBU?si=nNK0g52MfPOMG1cK


7 posted on 10/28/2025 12:20:38 AM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
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To: Lazamataz

Biden Lied...
Pudding Died.


8 posted on 10/28/2025 12:21:49 AM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
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Don't worry, it will be fun.

Source: David Copperfield by Charles Dickens by DarkPassionPlayNZ on Deviant Art

9 posted on 10/28/2025 12:23:15 AM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Sailing the Sea of Ignorance on a Ship named Free Republic)
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To: Lazamataz

[We’re all gonna die!!!!]

I told you to stay OFF of those
drug boats coming from Venezuela.

But I didn’t want to drone on.

Dey da bomb 💣. Make money with BOOM! 💥💥💥


10 posted on 10/28/2025 12:24:28 AM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
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To: Lazamataz

Even Ted Kennedy died.


11 posted on 10/28/2025 12:26:24 AM PDT by Kudsman (48)
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To: Kudsman

Much to his surprise.


12 posted on 10/28/2025 12:35:50 AM PDT by Trump_Triumphant (“They recognized Him in the breaking of the Bread”.)
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To: Lazamataz

The end of trail, line, track, road, etc etc. What did you expect? Egg in your beer, a gold rope, a reprieve? No one is walking out. EOS.


13 posted on 10/28/2025 12:43:28 AM PDT by Equine1952 (MM1SS )
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To: Lazamataz

I’ve already got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel. Just give me a push🫸🦶🍌


14 posted on 10/28/2025 12:49:32 AM PDT by mass55th (“Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway.” ― John Wayne)
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To: Lazamataz

15 posted on 10/28/2025 12:49:38 AM PDT by OldHarbor
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To: Lazamataz

Rand Paul is demanding their names.


16 posted on 10/28/2025 12:50:01 AM PDT by mass55th (“Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway.” ― John Wayne)
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Rand needs to talk to the Democrats, they got all the names. They all vote for them. Especially in Cook county, Illinois. Ask Mayor Bailey.


17 posted on 10/28/2025 12:55:52 AM PDT by Equine1952 (MM1SS )
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That’s good news actually, because suddenly coming up to the 31st I was worried about the undead . . .
18 posted on 10/28/2025 1:10:24 AM PDT by Olog-hai ("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is goings to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
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To: mass55th; Lazamataz
Rand Paul is demanding their names.

Manny saw the wake stir phosphorescent bloom
Roberto couldn't hear the incoming doom

Missile hit the boat like a runaway train
Carlos got shrapnel through his jugular vein

And Pedro, I miss you more than all the others,
I voted for you my brother.

These are drug guys who died who died
My amigos all died

Capo said it's safe, he lied he lied
Now they're gone in the tide

They were running his drugs

and they died.

BattleshipGame

19 posted on 10/28/2025 1:33:07 AM PDT by MikelTackNailer (The next best thing to being there.)
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To: Lazamataz

A true ray of sunshine on a planet of rain, doom and gloom !
Thank You !!!!


20 posted on 10/28/2025 1:37:50 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (The enemy has US surrounded. May God have mercy on them.)
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