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Zelenskyy Tries To Catch Glimpse Of Trump By Climbing White House Sycamore Tree
BabylonBee.com ^ | 10/17/2025 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 10/17/2025 3:26:46 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy was reportedly invited to an official meeting in the Oval Office today after President Trump spotted him climbing a sycamore tree outside the White House just to see him.

According to sources, Zelenskyy was trying to see Trump, and he was unable to do so not only because of the press pool surrounding him, but also because he was short in stature. So he ran on ahead and climbed up a sycamore tree in the South Lawn of the White House to see him, for he was to pass that way. Witnesses said that when Trump came to the place, he looked up and saw him, and said, "Zelenskyy, what are you doing up there? Make haste, and come down; for today you must eat at my house."

Zelenskyy reportedly made haste and came down, and Trump received him joyfully. When the press pool saw this, they all began to complain, saying, "He has gone in to be the guest of a dictator!"

Trump reportedly rebuked the crowd then, calling them a bunch of haters, losers, and fake news.

At publishing time, Trump had reportedly rescinded his invitation and cast Zelenskyy out of his house because he didn't wear a suit.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; satire; zacchaeus; zelenskyyyyy

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1 posted on 10/17/2025 3:26:46 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Why does the serpent trying to tempt Jesus story come to mind?


2 posted on 10/17/2025 3:34:48 PM PDT by tsowellfan
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

OMG....Good one...love the pic...


3 posted on 10/17/2025 3:35:01 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

How’s that Prius treating you?


4 posted on 10/17/2025 3:36:40 PM PDT by Jacquerie (ArticleVBlog.com)
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To: Jacquerie
So you are a stalker who carries grudges and follows people around and harasses them on other threads?

What a weirdo. Does your parole officer know you're on the Interwebs again?

5 posted on 10/17/2025 3:40:00 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Je suis Charlie Kirk.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

?? Plenty of Freepers have hybrids/EVs.


6 posted on 10/17/2025 3:58:45 PM PDT by Jacquerie (ArticleVBlog.com)
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To: marcusmaximus

7 posted on 10/17/2025 4:08:50 PM PDT by kiryandil (No one in AZ that voted for Trump voted for Gallego )
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

LOL -too funny!


8 posted on 10/17/2025 4:15:48 PM PDT by Bob434 (Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana)
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To: Jacquerie
Please stop stalking me.


9 posted on 10/17/2025 4:20:49 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Je suis Charlie Kirk.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Well, he is a wee, little man.


10 posted on 10/17/2025 7:43:14 PM PDT by TXBlair (Temp tagline: Je suis Charlie. 9.10.25 May the good Lord receive and embrace you, Mr. Kirk.)
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