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Mohammed Upset As Democrats Keep Calling Islam A Religion Of Peace
The Bee ^ | October 8, 2025 | Staff

Posted on 10/08/2025 1:16:35 PM PDT by Navy Patriot

HELL — The founder of Islam expressed continued frustration with Democrats on Wednesday, calling them out for referring to Islam as a "religion of peace."

"I literally created this religion by murdering people and threatening to murder people," said an exasperated Mohammed. "How do I not get any credit for all that violence? Sometimes, it almost feels like I killed all those people for nothing. It's so disheartening."

Mohammed praised the continued work of his followers on earth, who have worked tirelessly to set the record straight. "My followers have continued murdering and raping tens of thousands of people every year. I just don't know how the liberals aren't getting it," sighed Mohammed. "Like, what do they want from us to prove we're not a religion of peace? Do they want us to fly planes into buildings? Did it. Film ourselves stoning women? Done. Share videos of us beheading Christians as ISIS murders and rapes its way across the world? Check. How about go into Israel, commit the most sickening acts of violence you can imagine, film ourselves, and share the videos across the world? WE DID. What more do you want from us to prove we aren't peaceful?"

Thousands of Muslims across the globe used the anniversary of October 7th to try to help clear up the confusion. "Mohammed was pretty clear, guys. How many times do we have to say 'We want to kill you' before you'll believe us?" said New York City resident Amir Ibrahim. "Look, I'd rather be home relaxing right now, but instead I have to be out here in a Hamas headband, celebrating mass murder, shouting 'Die infidel, die' - just so that you people will get it."

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1 posted on 10/08/2025 1:16:35 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
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To: Navy Patriot
I chuckled pretty hard! Love the Bee!

Especially at the last line: "At publishing time, L. Ron Hubbard had comforted Mohammed, stating his own frustration that people say Scientology isn't a pyramid scheme."

2 posted on 10/08/2025 1:19:46 PM PDT by Tell It Right (1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: Tell It Right

Yeah, that went over the excerpt limit.


3 posted on 10/08/2025 1:21:45 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (President Trump Decisively Won, Celebrate Recivilization!)
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To: Tell It Right

I am so sick of conservatives saying there is a difference between the moderate Muslim and the “Islamists.” Islam demands and celebrates murder and violence against infidels.


4 posted on 10/08/2025 1:27:07 PM PDT by Organic Panic ('Was I molested. I think so' - Ashley Biden in response to her father joining her in the shower.)
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To: Navy Patriot

If rape, murder and forceable conversion are peace, then yep! Islam is the religion of peace!


5 posted on 10/08/2025 1:47:21 PM PDT by TexasFreeper2009
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To: Organic Panic

I haven’t heard any actual conservatives say that in a while.


6 posted on 10/08/2025 2:10:16 PM PDT by higgmeister (In the Shadow of The Big Chicken! )
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To: Navy Patriot

Correct.


7 posted on 10/08/2025 2:12:59 PM PDT by No name given ( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as )
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To: Navy Patriot

Mohammed was a fictional person. There is no historical proof that he existed, other than someone invented him to start a new religion with lots of rules to keep order in a polygamist society.


8 posted on 10/08/2025 2:19:52 PM PDT by Dr. Franklin ("A republic, if you can keep it." )
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To: Navy Patriot

Mohammed wanted to say more but a Demon with a pitchfork tossed him back into the burning lake of fire.


9 posted on 10/08/2025 2:30:08 PM PDT by Nateman (Democrats did not strive for fraud friendly voting merely to continue honest elections.)
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To: Navy Patriot
I hope The Babylon Bee has good security. Not only the article, but they printed a picture of Mohammed, which is against the rules of Islam (no icons).

Brave souls, those guys.

10 posted on 10/08/2025 3:05:10 PM PDT by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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To: Navy Patriot

True..

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11 posted on 10/08/2025 5:01:37 PM PDT by aces (and )
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