Is OOBE their replacement for BSOD? Because that occurred with or without an internet connection....
I believe "OOBE" is "Out Of Box Experience", in other words the initial unpacking, powering up, and configuration of the new machine.
Or perhaps it's "Out Of Body Experience" where your spirit floats above you and observes what your physical body is doing like a third person.
Or perhaps it's "Object Oriented Bullshit Extravaganza", the latest thing in "vibe coding".
And BTW, the venerable "BSOD" is still a "BSOD" but it's now black instead of blue. Really, no joke.