Watch: This Monk Lived for Three Centuries On You Tube

@Unidentified Witness ^ | 1770?

[Eleutheria5]

Tibetan monk lived three centuries, weighs just 30 killo, has clear mind with strong memory, no signs of illness.

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TOPICS: Humor; Reference; Religion; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: corpse; longevity; meditation; monk; mummification; mummy; nonsense; tibet

[Eleutheria5]

Strong memory? What does he remember? Sitting in the lotus position and repeating his mantra? I remember doing that yesterday, and the day before, and the day before...Sorry. Gotta run. Ommmmmmmmmmm

[Bikkuri]

I didn't know that YouTube has been around that long.. 🫨🤪

[GingisK]

I came here to post that very thing, Quick-Draw.

[SaveFerris]

I could maybe watch some episodes of “Monk” several times

Had no idea they’d been on for 300 years

WOW!

[Worldtraveler once upon a time]

Not only fake, but so completely fake as to have made me laugh aloud.

YouTube views equal YouTube AdSense income. Click. Ka-ching!

Especially amusing were the three century old video segments of him as a young man staring up at the sky. Who knew there was a smartphone back then? Simply a-a-a-a-a-amazing!

Loved the 'shaving-foam on his beard' close-up! Simply a-a-a-a-a-amazing!

Click. Ka-ching!

If this isn't your channel, you're missing income. If it is, your marketing skills are superb. Simply a-a-a-a-a-amazing!

[Leaning Right]

If you think that amazing, I found a McDonald’s hamburger in the back of my refrigerator that was at least 30 years old. And it still looked good!

No, I didn’t eat it. I’m going try to sell it on Pawn Stars for big bucks.

🍔 = 💰

[Jim W N]

Petrified Tibetan Monk that is...

[Eleutheria5]

I posted the headline as is, but left the predictable joke that would result to you guys.

[ansel12]

Now that he is becoming a celebrity the chicks will be pursuing him, with paid interviews, books, and endorsements, he has a bright future indeed.

[Eleutheria5]

Wait! He’s playing with that little girl’s hair, but can’t sit up to sniff it. Is that Joe Biden?

[Worldtraveler once upon a time]

Looked a tad further into this "content creator."

Very new entry into "click - kaching." Account created 19 August 2025. Already has over 18 million views. Click- kaching.

Here's the channel link: Unidentifled Witness

Seems to publish only "shorts." So far.

[Racketeer]

Now we need 9 conservative SCOTUS justices with his DNA.

[Worldtraveler once upon a time]

--- "Wait! He’s playing with that little girl’s hair, but can’t sit up to sniff it. Is that Joe Biden?"

Just for you (and everyone else)....

Maak Joe Biden Tounge meme

"Maak" because it's a Dutch site.

[wardaddy]

I can’t tell yall how often I hear

“Dad it’s AI”

[UnwashedPeasant]

The secret of longevity: spend more time on YouTube.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

AI.

[yesthatjallen]

Youtube isn’t three centuries old.

[thesligoduffyflynns]

actually that little girl is a family member. He is a family members home here in bed. To what degree of relstions Im not sure .
In a earlier video he gave the little gitl either sweets or some money to buy them.

[antidemoncrat]

Actually he died 290 years ago but just hasn’t quit twitching yet.

[Worldtraveler once upon a time]

Carl Reiner | The 2000 Year Old Man (Mel Brooks)