Posted on 10/03/2025 8:06:44 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
MANCHESTER — The Crown Prosecution Service announced that charges had been filed against a Jewish synagogue on Thursday for provoking a violent terrorist attack against themselves by being openly Jewish.
A synagogue located in Manchester was the site of a deadly attack last week in which two people were killed and three others were injured. Authorities were acting quickly to punish those involved, including the synagogue and its members, for being openly Jewish.
"We have a zero tolerance policy for violent stabbing offenses," said Crown Prosecutor Henry Thomas. "That's why we have to punish these Jews for being so Jewish. It just incites more stabbings."
Authorities officially charged Heaton Park Hebrew Congregation Synagogue with incitement of violence and advanced displays of Jewry. If convicted, the synagogue will have to pay a hefty fine of £5,000 or 453,285 afghanis. In addition, Jews who refuse to sign an official apology could face up to five years in prison.
A defense barrister speaking on behalf of the synagogue was unable to get the charges dismissed because his clients are, in fact, quite Jewish.
"I don't know how we're going to win this one," Barrister Clyde Wrinkles said. "My clients are definitely Jews, and we have the Muslim stabber on video saying, 'I am stabbing you because you are Jews.'"
Prime Minister Keir Starmer said he hoped this case would prove a lesson to other Jews out there. "Think of all the stabbings that could be avoided if there were fewer Jews being Jewish," he said in a statement. "We could be living in a socialist utopia if it weren't for these Jews doing Jew things."
At publishing time, all Manchester Jews had been detained pending trial for their own safety.
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Are these synagogue burnings in the room with us now?
Here’s what GPT says:
There is no single official count, but reports suggest that in the past four years U.S. churches have faced hundreds of attacks (including vandalism and arson), with Catholic groups tracking more than 500 incidents since 2020 and federal data indicating that around 15% of fires in houses of worship are intentional. This means dozens, possibly a few hundred, churches have been damaged or burned by arson in that time. Synagogues, by contrast, show far fewer cases, with only a handful of confirmed arsons reported in recent years, though comprehensive nationwide data is lacking.
Don’t give them any ideas
I swear the Bee has been reading my posts.
Ah, the Bee. They had me going for a minute…
Whew! Had to see the Bee first.
PS: But seeing’s how it’s the UK, I wouldn’t put it past them to do it.
Same here, given recent news events out of the UK.
Hear hear...
I'm old enough to remember when The Bee was a satire site. That was before they began reporting the news.
Stung by the Bee. They seem to like me when I’m a little slow.
Churches, Synagogues, we supporters of Western Civilization are all a threat to and target for the jihadis and communists.
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