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UK Prosecutes Synagogue For Provoking Attacker By Being Openly Jewish
The Bee ^ | October 2, 2025 | Staff

Posted on 10/03/2025 8:06:44 AM PDT by Navy Patriot

MANCHESTER — The Crown Prosecution Service announced that charges had been filed against a Jewish synagogue on Thursday for provoking a violent terrorist attack against themselves by being openly Jewish.

A synagogue located in Manchester was the site of a deadly attack last week in which two people were killed and three others were injured. Authorities were acting quickly to punish those involved, including the synagogue and its members, for being openly Jewish.

"We have a zero tolerance policy for violent stabbing offenses," said Crown Prosecutor Henry Thomas. "That's why we have to punish these Jews for being so Jewish. It just incites more stabbings."

Authorities officially charged Heaton Park Hebrew Congregation Synagogue with incitement of violence and advanced displays of Jewry. If convicted, the synagogue will have to pay a hefty fine of £5,000 or 453,285 afghanis. In addition, Jews who refuse to sign an official apology could face up to five years in prison.

A defense barrister speaking on behalf of the synagogue was unable to get the charges dismissed because his clients are, in fact, quite Jewish.

"I don't know how we're going to win this one," Barrister Clyde Wrinkles said. "My clients are definitely Jews, and we have the Muslim stabber on video saying, 'I am stabbing you because you are Jews.'"

Prime Minister Keir Starmer said he hoped this case would prove a lesson to other Jews out there. "Think of all the stabbings that could be avoided if there were fewer Jews being Jewish," he said in a statement. "We could be living in a socialist utopia if it weren't for these Jews doing Jew things."

At publishing time, all Manchester Jews had been detained pending trial for their own safety.

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Jews should camouflage their synagogues to avoid this.
1 posted on 10/03/2025 8:06:44 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
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To: Navy Patriot

Are these synagogue burnings in the room with us now?

Here’s what GPT says:

There is no single official count, but reports suggest that in the past four years U.S. churches have faced hundreds of attacks (including vandalism and arson), with Catholic groups tracking more than 500 incidents since 2020 and federal data indicating that around 15% of fires in houses of worship are intentional. This means dozens, possibly a few hundred, churches have been damaged or burned by arson in that time. Synagogues, by contrast, show far fewer cases, with only a handful of confirmed arsons reported in recent years, though comprehensive nationwide data is lacking.


2 posted on 10/03/2025 8:16:37 AM PDT by MNDude
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To: Navy Patriot

Don’t give them any ideas


3 posted on 10/03/2025 8:23:15 AM PDT by butlerweave (Fateh)
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To: Navy Patriot

I swear the Bee has been reading my posts.


4 posted on 10/03/2025 8:25:40 AM PDT by Sirius Lee ("Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.”)
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To: Navy Patriot

Ah, the Bee. They had me going for a minute…


5 posted on 10/03/2025 8:25:56 AM PDT by married21 (As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.)
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To: Navy Patriot

Whew! Had to see the Bee first.


6 posted on 10/03/2025 8:27:49 AM PDT by SkyDancer ( ~ Am Yisrael Chai ~)
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To: Navy Patriot

PS: But seeing’s how it’s the UK, I wouldn’t put it past them to do it.


7 posted on 10/03/2025 8:28:43 AM PDT by SkyDancer ( ~ Am Yisrael Chai ~)
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To: married21
Ah, the Bee. They had me going for a minute…

Same here, given recent news events out of the UK.

8 posted on 10/03/2025 8:30:13 AM PDT by Fiji Hill
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To: Navy Patriot

Hear hear...


9 posted on 10/03/2025 8:37:00 AM PDT by Freeleesy
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To: married21
Ah, the Bee. They had me going for a minute…

I'm old enough to remember when The Bee was a satire site. That was before they began reporting the news.

10 posted on 10/03/2025 8:38:59 AM PDT by gitmo (If your theology doesn’t become your biography, what good is it?)
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To: Navy Patriot

Stung by the Bee. They seem to like me when I’m a little slow.


11 posted on 10/03/2025 8:55:25 AM PDT by Socon-Econ (adi)
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To: Navy Patriot

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/london-police-apologize-threatening-arrest-openly-jewish-man-palestini-rcna148676


12 posted on 10/03/2025 11:43:17 AM PDT by Uncle Miltie (PLAUSIBLY ANTI-SEMITIC POSTS: Hardspunned 90% Nitzy 88% Right_In_Virginia 84% Liz 50% Mac_Truck 32%)
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To: MNDude

Churches, Synagogues, we supporters of Western Civilization are all a threat to and target for the jihadis and communists.


13 posted on 10/03/2025 11:44:58 AM PDT by Uncle Miltie (PLAUSIBLY ANTI-SEMITIC POSTS: Hardspunned 90% Nitzy 88% Right_In_Virginia 84% Liz 50% Mac_Truck 32%)
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