In the 70s, my mom was saving some bottles of wine in case President Nixon ever came to dinner. Eventually she gave up waiting and opened them, but it was too late: they were undrinkable.
My mom was funny.
“my mom was saving some bottles of wine in case President Nixon ever came to dinner”
That’s awesome!
Today, I’m going to read a lot of things from many different sources, and I’m sure this will be the craziest.