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‘Willy Wonka is gonna be pissed’ Tanker truck carrying 41,000 lbs of chocolate syrup starts leaking all over Michigan’s I-75
Motor Biscuit ^ | July 10, 2025 | Sarah Kennedy

Posted on 07/18/2025 5:38:10 AM PDT by Red Badger

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1 posted on 07/18/2025 5:38:10 AM PDT by Red Badger
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2 posted on 07/18/2025 5:39:58 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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3 posted on 07/18/2025 5:40:48 AM PDT by z3n (Kakistocracy)
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It’s going to take a month of Sundaes to clean this mess up.


4 posted on 07/18/2025 5:42:54 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack
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That would be a hard thing for this chocoholic to ignore.
I’d have to stop and scoop some up.


5 posted on 07/18/2025 5:42:56 AM PDT by ComputerGuy
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XLNT!!!!!!.....................


6 posted on 07/18/2025 5:43:59 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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Well the insects and other animals will enjoy for a while
if they don’t get run over and hurt/killed.


7 posted on 07/18/2025 5:44:15 AM PDT by deport
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Are they sure that isn’t a septic sewage truck?


8 posted on 07/18/2025 5:44:31 AM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard (When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
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9 posted on 07/18/2025 5:45:53 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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Wash it into the Raisin River. Chocolate and raisins go pretty good together...Better than chicken and pineapple on a pepperoni pizza.


10 posted on 07/18/2025 5:46:27 AM PDT by equaviator (Nobody's perfect. That's why they put pencils on erasers!)
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To: Opinionated Blowhard

Your welcome to taste to see...................


11 posted on 07/18/2025 5:46:37 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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To: Opinionated Blowhard

Your welcome to taste to see...................


12 posted on 07/18/2025 5:46:38 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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To: Opinionated Blowhard

Chocolate syrup truck 4 days per week.

Septic sewage the other 3.


13 posted on 07/18/2025 5:47:40 AM PDT by steve in DC
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To: Opinionated Blowhard

Nope, local people (near me) saw it up close, probably smelled wonderful. Joked about their friends bringing buckets.


14 posted on 07/18/2025 5:49:06 AM PDT by madison10
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To: Red Badger
Augustus Gloop to the rescue!

Regards,

15 posted on 07/18/2025 5:49:14 AM PDT by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

“It’s going to take a month of Sundaes to clean this mess up.”

Internets Winner of the Week! :)


16 posted on 07/18/2025 5:50:35 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
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To: Red Badger
In a situation like this, it's best to call in the experts!


17 posted on 07/18/2025 5:54:25 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

Quick, find the famous 30,000 Pounds of Mashed Bananas.


18 posted on 07/18/2025 5:57:22 AM PDT by Colt1851Navy (What was wrong with riminalNixon?)
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To: Red Badger

Things that make you go hmmm: “…food tankers typically aren’t [marked] unless the load is hazardous”


19 posted on 07/18/2025 5:57:28 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (“Diversity is our Strength” just doesn’t carry the same message as “Death from Above”s)
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"Traffic was moving normally on Tuesday afternoon on I-75 in Michigan..."

Henceforth known as the Hershey Highway ;)

20 posted on 07/18/2025 6:10:16 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack
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