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Dodgers Announce MS-13 Bobblehead Night
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Posted on 06/20/2025 1:36:28 PM PDT by V_TWIN

LOS ANGELES, CA — The Los Angeles Dodgers were hoping to attract large crowds at tonight's game against the Washington Nationals by offering a limited edition MS-13 bobblehead to commemorate the recent L.A. anti-ICE riots.

A social media ad for the event read, "¡Hola! Don't miss MS-13 Bobblehead Night at Dodger Stadium on 7/20 presented by the Coalition for Humane Immigrant Rights (CHIRLA)! The first 2,000 undocumented migrants get their very own MS-13 Bobblehead! ¡Ay, caramba!"

The limited edition MS-13 bobblehead features a Latinx cis-male with face tattoos and a penchant for vandalism. The figurine wears an unbuttoned Dodgers jersey to show off his abs and carries a Glock 19 for use in fighting back against colonizers. The prized item is also made of extra-flammable material, so it can double as a convenient Molotov cocktail substitute when needed.

To receive a free Limited Edition MS-13 Bobblehead, fans must provide proof that they are not American citizens. Dodgers security had reportedly promised to keep ICE agents far from the event so that undocumented migrants could enjoy their MS-13 bobbleheads in peace while watching the game. Natural-born citizens can purchase their own bobbleheads in the Dodgers gift shop for the low price of $574.93.

At publishing time, the Dodgers had also announced that Saturday night's game would feature a giveaway of free cinder block chunks to the first 15,000 fans so they could have something to throw at ICE agents on their way home.


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1 posted on 06/20/2025 1:36:28 PM PDT by V_TWIN
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To: V_TWIN
See, this is why I'm careful not to eat or drink when perusing FR.

I also am careful not to go to Dodgers Games.

2 posted on 06/20/2025 1:39:49 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (President Trump Decisively Won Popular & E.C., Celebrate Recivilization!)
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To: V_TWIN

That should be 6/20 (tonight)—they play the Nationals/ex-Expos tonight. On 7/20 they play the Brewers/ex-Pilots.


3 posted on 06/20/2025 1:41:19 PM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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Friends of Kim Kardashian want to know if there are any plans for a “Bobble-Butt Night”, be it MS-13 or other?
Toymakers in China are standing by, waiting to make it happen.
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4 posted on 06/20/2025 1:44:26 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: V_TWIN

Dead Dodgers.


5 posted on 06/20/2025 1:46:50 PM PDT by ABStrauss (I miss Rulsh!!!!!)
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To: Navy Patriot

I’ve never been to a Dodgers game in LA. Maybe I should to force them to get a new stadium. I’ve been to major league games of 7 teams who are no longer using that stadium...and to three minor league games where the team later disappeared. But I do my best to stay away from California.


6 posted on 06/20/2025 1:47:34 PM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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To: Verginius Rufus

I’m stuck here.


7 posted on 06/20/2025 1:48:53 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (President Trump Decisively Won Popular & E.C., Celebrate Recivilization!)
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To: V_TWIN
I believe the new Dodgers coaching signs like below mean "Hide the fentanyl cuz ICE is coming"


8 posted on 06/20/2025 1:49:40 PM PDT by Tell It Right (1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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9 posted on 06/20/2025 1:54:05 PM PDT by Allegra (ICE, ICE, Baby!)
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To: V_TWIN

What’s next? A George Floyd bobblehead? You know, because cops murdered him and all.


10 posted on 06/20/2025 2:00:52 PM PDT by Bullish (My tagline ran off with another man, but it's ok---- I wasn't married to it.)
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To: V_TWIN

BB hit it out of the park with this one!


11 posted on 06/20/2025 2:01:47 PM PDT by Starboard
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Dodger games are about the only relatively safe thing to do in L.A. nowadays.


12 posted on 06/20/2025 2:02:00 PM PDT by Bullish (My tagline ran off with another man, but it's ok---- I wasn't married to it.)
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To: V_TWIN

As Clinton would say...put some ICE on that.


13 posted on 06/20/2025 2:04:31 PM PDT by RckyRaCoCo (Please pray for my brother Ken)
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To: Verginius Rufus

You don’t know a darn thing about Dodger stadium. It’s one of the very finest in the MLB. They call it the jewel of the league. If you don’t believe that attend a game there.

Dodger stadium ain’t going nowhere.


14 posted on 06/20/2025 2:05:07 PM PDT by Bullish (My tagline ran off with another man, but it's ok---- I wasn't married to it.)
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Tickets for tonight’s game - $40 to $2046.

https://www.vividseats.com/los-angeles-dodgers-tickets-dodger-stadium-6-20-2025—sports-mlb-baseball/production/5098194?wsUser=717&wsVar=us~mlb~schedule,mlb,en


15 posted on 06/20/2025 2:18:40 PM PDT by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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To: V_TWIN

I was into the second paragraph before I thought, wait, is this the BAbalon Bee?


16 posted on 06/20/2025 2:31:23 PM PDT by rwa265
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To: Bullish
I was being facetious. I have no doubt it is a very fine stadium. I lived in California for many years but spent as little time as possible in LA.

I think the only time I have seen a Dodgers game in person was in the 1974 World Series in Oakland (a game they lost)...the only WS game I have ever attended.

17 posted on 06/20/2025 3:17:00 PM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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To: Bullish

I remember a newspaper item from years ago of someone being beaten up at Dodger Stadium for wearing another team’s colors—must have been the Giants’. Maybe that was an isolated incident. Watching MLB games I often see fans wearing the visiting team’s colors so it doesn’t seem to be a dangerous thing to do generally.


18 posted on 06/20/2025 3:24:33 PM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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To: Navy Patriot
I’m stuck here.

As soon as we get a deep water port, you could move here to Nevada...

19 posted on 06/20/2025 3:24:47 PM PDT by null and void (Democrats: fake news, fake presidents, fake beliefs, fake policies, fake protesters & fake voters!)
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To: Verginius Rufus

Yeah okay, as a lifelong fan, I just don’t take kindly to people trashing my Dodgers or our fine stadium. It’s one of the very best things about L.A.


20 posted on 06/20/2025 3:25:07 PM PDT by Bullish (My tagline ran off with another man, but it's ok---- I wasn't married to it.)
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