Posted on 06/20/2025 10:45:30 AM PDT by V_TWIN
WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources within the Trump administration, Texas Republicans tipped off the State Department about the city of Austin being in possession of nuclear weapons.
Senator Ted Cruz of Texas was seen meeting with Secretary of State Marco Rubio at the Harry S. Truman Building to discuss the danger of Austin obtaining nuclear weapons and what measures should be taken to prevent the situation from growing more dangerous.
"I have it under good authority that they have nukes buried underground there somewhere," Cruz said, conveying a message he received from Texas Governor Greg Abbott. "He wouldn't lie. He's in a wheelchair."
Speculation persisted that Texas Republicans were merely tired of their Democrat-leaning capital city and wanted it nuked from orbit so they could move the state's capital to San Antonio. An alleged leaked phone call from the governor's office to state representatives indicated that Republicans believed it was the only way to truly remember the Alamo and rescue Texas from the "woke mind virus."
President Trump had not yet said if he would take any action against Austin for having nuclear weapons. "I prefer to make up my mind a second before I do anything," said Trump. "I can't tell you because I haven't made up my mind yet. But nothing is off the table, up to and including the complete annihilation of every man, woman, and child in Austin."
At publishing time, Tesla CEO Elon Musk announced plans to relocate his companies' operations however far from Austin as would be necessary to be outside of the blast radius.
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Thank you very much and God bless you.
It's a start. Keep Texas red.
Just reinforcing the feat that Trump just wants to genocide leftists.
Austin is definitely in need of regime change…..and citizenry change….and probably cat, dog, and goldfish change as well. Can’t be too careful with this despicable member of the Austin, Boulder, Madison, Sedona, San Francisco axis of evil.
Chapel Hill
Thank you for seeing something and saying something. We’ll add them to the watchlist.
San Antonio is too liberal. They should move the capital to Lubbock.
-PJ
With all the sleeper cells Biden&Co. allowed in it may not have to be the babylonbee.com after all?.
Sedona??
Santa Fe, for sure.
given the strange lefty political scene in Austin, it would not be surprising
This one almost got me. 😄😂
The bluebonnets there are more plentiful and colorful there every spring.
Radiation, maybe? 🤔😏
Santa Fe, for sure.
Sedona is new ager lefty central. They may spend more time talking about “vortexes” and “ balancing your energy centers” than rampaging through the streets, but Sedona is famously chock full of left wing nuts.
However, it’s also jaw-droppingly beautiful and a great place to relax and get away.
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