Posted on 06/20/2025 10:45:30 AM PDT by V_TWIN
WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources within the Trump administration, Texas Republicans tipped off the State Department about the city of Austin being in possession of nuclear weapons.
Senator Ted Cruz of Texas was seen meeting with Secretary of State Marco Rubio at the Harry S. Truman Building to discuss the danger of Austin obtaining nuclear weapons and what measures should be taken to prevent the situation from growing more dangerous.
"I have it under good authority that they have nukes buried underground there somewhere," Cruz said, conveying a message he received from Texas Governor Greg Abbott. "He wouldn't lie. He's in a wheelchair."
Speculation persisted that Texas Republicans were merely tired of their Democrat-leaning capital city and wanted it nuked from orbit so they could move the state's capital to San Antonio. An alleged leaked phone call from the governor's office to state representatives indicated that Republicans believed it was the only way to truly remember the Alamo and rescue Texas from the "woke mind virus."
President Trump had not yet said if he would take any action against Austin for having nuclear weapons. "I prefer to make up my mind a second before I do anything," said Trump. "I can't tell you because I haven't made up my mind yet. But nothing is off the table, up to and including the complete annihilation of every man, woman, and child in Austin."
At publishing time, Tesla CEO Elon Musk announced plans to relocate his companies' operations however far from Austin as would be necessary to be outside of the blast radius.
It's a start. Keep Texas red.
Just reinforcing the feat that Trump just wants to genocide leftists.
Austin is definitely in need of regime change…..and citizenry change….and probably cat, dog, and goldfish change as well. Can’t be too careful with this despicable member of the Austin, Boulder, Madison, Sedona, San Francisco axis of evil.
Chapel Hill
Thank you for seeing something and saying something. We’ll add them to the watchlist.
San Antonio is too liberal. They should move the capital to Lubbock.
-PJ
With all the sleeper cells Biden&Co. allowed in it may not have to be the babylonbee.com after all?.
Sedona??
Santa Fe, for sure.
given the strange lefty political scene in Austin, it would not be surprising
This one almost got me. 😄😂
The bluebonnets there are more plentiful and colorful there every spring.
Radiation, maybe? 🤔😏
Santa Fe, for sure.
Sedona is new ager lefty central. They may spend more time talking about “vortexes” and “ balancing your energy centers” than rampaging through the streets, but Sedona is famously chock full of left wing nuts.
However, it’s also jaw-droppingly beautiful and a great place to relax and get away.
Sedona is a small town, hardly of any more significance than La Jolla or Laguna Beach, both similar sized liberal towns.
Denver OTOH...
Denver OTOH...
I was being facetious with my “axis of evil” that included Sedona. I was just trying to think of some of the wackiest liberal enclaves, and Boulder and Sedona are right up there for wackiness quotient.
Yes, I live in Denver (Aurora), so I’m well aware of how bad it’s gotten. I moved here in 1978. I originally lived on the edge of Highlands Ranch, when it was still a cattle ranch and not a huge residential development. Back then we had cattle that would come up to our back fence. Denver for many years after that was one of the cleanest and safest cities in America.
The problems began when Denver liberals, becoming ever more “progressive”, decided that Denver, which they derided as a “cowtown”, needed to become a “global city.” San Francisco was their model, and not only did we get a San Francisco attitude, but also a flood of California refugees to go with it. The ensuing Californication has ruined Denver and the state of Colorado.
I lived in Westminster for the latter half of the 50’s when it was first being developed.
I remember the freedom of being a kid there.
Buying M-80s and cherry bombs all year long after a long bicycle ride down to Rocky Mountain fireworks on Lowell (I think)
Blowing stuff up was great fun, probably a felony there now.
Still cannot believe what happened to the state.
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