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Trump Accepts Generous Gift Of Imperial-Class Star Destroyer From Emperor Palpatine
babylonbee.com ^
| May 12, 2025
Posted on 05/12/2025 12:50:54 PM PDT by V_TWIN
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To: V_TWIN
reportedly soured after the president announced the implementation of 140% tariffs on all spice imports from Kessel.Well, that certainly sucked. But, I suppose Trump knows what he's doing........
To: V_TWIN
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posted on
05/12/2025 4:12:08 PM PDT
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GreatRoad
('In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act' )
To: V_TWIN
It better come with a full complement of walkers and tie fighters!
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posted on
05/12/2025 4:16:13 PM PDT
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xp38
To: Colt1851Navy
If Palpatine did claim to be Emperor, because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at him, he’d be put away...
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posted on
05/12/2025 4:59:48 PM PDT
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SunkenCiv
(Putin should skip ahead to where he kills himself in the bunker.)
To: sjmjax
That is not surprising. Before we know it, he’ll have the Klingons breaking rocks on some distant deserted planet.
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posted on
05/12/2025 5:19:21 PM PDT
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laplata
(They want each crisis to take the greatest toll possible.)
To: cowboyusa
Technically, he wasn’t killed by being thrown into a reactor core. Or by being vaporized in the Death Star explosion. What did him in was going up against the universe’s ultimate Mary Sue.
To: dadgum
I guess the jet fast wasn’t enough.
To: V_TWIN
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posted on
05/12/2025 5:51:46 PM PDT
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MotorCityBuck
(Keep the change, you are filthy animal !!)
To: Telepathic Intruder
Ha. Should have been Anikan.
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