I wonder if Jonas knew Jonah? 🧐
He musta tasted like crap.
I think I’ll stick to lakes and rivers after seeing that...!
He was told to go to Nineveh, but did he listen?
As a PADI trained diver I was always taught to not look like food.
You will get spit out,
but you may get very damaged.
Guy on a 19th century whaling ship got swallowed by a whale. Crew members killed the whale, cut the man out and he was still alive.
That confirms my decision to never go kayaking, or at least not to go kayaking on any body of water other than a swimming pool.
You’ve got to...
Accentuate the positive
Eliminate the negative
Latch on to the affirmative
And don’t mess with Mister In-between!
Whale can’t swallow someone and spit him out.
The smartest people in the world - militant atheists - told us that.
Must have been a Liberal
first thing I would have done is went and bought lottery tickets...
It is simple. The Whale could not swallow him anyhow if it tried, too big. They have baleen plates that act as a filter rack to prevent anything larger than herring or mackerel from getting through and can only feed on Krill and small fish. Nothing bigger can get past the baleen plates anyhow. So the whale had no choice but to spit him back out.
He’s lucky he didn’t get krilled!!
What a whale of a story!
A little tip if you ever get engulfed by a whale... just paddle like made until you are all pooped out
A real-life sushi experience!
“I thought it had already eaten me and swallowed me,” he told the Associated Press.“ Yes, at first I thought I had died,” Adrian added. “It was like, of course, a lot of terror because I thought no, no, there was nothing I can do.”
Looks like a case of see man cuss. Maybe runs in the family.
After he was freed from the whale’s mouth, his father can be heard telling his son to stay calm. But a new fear quickly emerged. “When I came up and started floating, I was scared that something might happen to my father too, that we wouldn’t reach the shore in time, or that I would get hypothermia,” Adrián said. He was seen on video swimming in the frigid water over to his father’s kayak and the two were able to safely make it to shore.
If anyone knows a thing or two about spoutin' off...
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Good thing it wasn’t a Titleist! ⛳ 🏌️🏌️♀️🏌️♂️
Is anyone here a Marine Biologist??!!