I was tempted to laugh at southerners in the snow when we moved from Wisconsin to Georgia. However, I quickly figured it made more sense to play along and get to work remote on that rare flurry day in Columbus, GA instead!
As far as #7, southerners who don’t own hats and gloves... Sure they do! Those and the parkas come out when it dips below 50 degrees! It is even worse here in Mesa, Arizona.
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