[Secret Agent Man]

Romance songs sucker men into rose colored legal traps.

Some songs however tell the truth.

Jerry Reed “She got the gold mine, I got the shaft”:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyqe8n-pbqQ

Guns and Roses “I used to love her, ...”:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDIvIb06abI

[whistleduck]

.. they split it down the middle
But she got the better half.

Stuck with me for decades