[Obadiah]

For many years my lovely spouse has always made fluff salads. This past Thanksgiving she made cherry fluff salad, and it was delicious, although I’m not sure why it’s referred to as a “salad”.

[Yardstick]

Brings to mind the Real Men of Genius “Mr. Giant Taco Salad Inventor” episode:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWMBAmo_1cQ

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Because it is served cold.