Posted on 09/20/2024 4:38:58 AM PDT by Zhang Fei
A Hezbollah terrorist lost both of his testicles in pager explosion.
Life had been rough for him, but luck took a strange turn when he was fast-tracked into a government job under the disability quota.
On his first day, he showed up bright and early at the government office. As he approached his new supervisor’s desk, the supervisor glanced up, raised an eyebrow, and noticed that the guy didn’t seem to have any apparent visible disability.
“Ah, you’re the new guy. Welcome!” said the supervisor, shuffling some papers around. “Now, if you don’t mind me asking, what exactly is your…uh… disability?”
The guy sighed, a little embarrassed, but he replied honestly, “Well, I lost both my testicles when my pager exploded."
The supervisor gave a sympathetic nod and then thought for a moment. “I see. Well, in that case, why don’t you join us from tomorrow, but you can start work at noon after lunch?” he suggested.
The man was puzzled. “Noon? But why?” he asked. “Look, I know the official work hours start at 9 am, and just because I’m disabled doesn’t mean I can’t pull my weight. I don’t need pity!”
The supervisor leaned back in his chair and chuckled softly. “Oh, no, no, it’s not about pity,” he said. “It’s just that, you see, we’re government officials. And from 9 am to noon, we do nothing but sit around scratching our balls. What will you do?”
"Some days went by, and one day this guy received a phone call, telling him to start working at 9.
"Sorry, boss, but why would I need to do that? I don't have balls to scratch!"
"Yeah, well... it's because we just hired a guy with no hands..."
Nice!
“when a man becomes a terrorist he’s lost the balls that made him a man” L.Star
You bad!
Ha Ha
Good one.
Israel has balls. Hezbolla not so much.
That’s NUTS!
He wasn’t using them anyway. Cowardly bass turd.
What happens when you finally get your 72 virgins?
Geez. LOL!
The virgins thing was misinterpreted, it’s 72 “white raisens”.
Maybe the Israelies can interrupt the supply chain and put bombs in the raisens too.
There was way more than one. I plenty of candidates in the brief hospital walkthrough video.
Thousands were hit.
Not just their balls either because right there is the staff sargent. He’s gone now too.
Before you guys get too slap happy over this, you realize this stunt will happen in the USA, also, right?
Brave New World we live in. You have to be brave to live in this New World.
Sorry to hear your purse caught on fire.
we’re government officials. And from 9 am to noon, we do nothing but sit around scratching our balls. What will you do?”
"Some days went by, and one day this guy received a phone call, telling him to start working at 9.
"Sorry, boss, but why would I need to do that? I don't have balls to scratch!"
"Yeah, well... it's because we just hired a guy with no hands..."
All lost some and some lost all
Nice, but what about his life? Without testicles TOTALITARIAN will be really pissed off now.
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