You work out to Hanoi Jane Fonda's workout video together, don't you? Probably naked, underneath a photo of Putin barechested.
Amirite? You can admit it - it's nothing to be ashamed of.
Okay, actually it is. But hey, you guys just do you.
Again, your urges and longings and fevered imaginations should be discussed with the appointment with the Zeeper Foundation…
Do all you Neocons have homosexual fantasies?
Is it true you start your day with a frothy glass of Walz?