New movies coming out: Hogs.
And the bad guys who refuse to recognize the crisis until it’s too late could all have double chins and flat noses, and snort when they laugh.
There was that one filmed at the Biltmore Estate....came out in the late 1990’s or early 2000’s. Hannibal Lecter?
Hog-nado.
Hogzilla.
Hogzilla vs. Gypsy Mothra
Hogs of the Corn
Zombie Hog
Night of the Living Hogs
How Fast Can You Run
Maws
Frankenhog
The Hogman
Big Ass Hog
Moby Hog
the Hogs
This could revive lagging box office revenue in Hollyweird. If only they still had any imagination left and didn’t just keep copying copies of copies of copies of homage to early 20th century film makers and rehash the same crap… oh, is that what I was suggesting? Never mind. There’s MONEY to be made.
An additional benefit would be to keep city-dwellers the hell away from my farm out in the country and stop building all those micro mcmansions popping up in clusters of 5-20 sucking up all the ground water from the aquifer.
I remember a movie in the 1980s about a giant hog in Australia. Here in the Ozarks the wild hogs shot are left to rot as they are usually infected with psudo-rabies.