Unsafe levels of E. coli found in Paris’ Seine River less than 2 months before Olympics

The Associated Press ^ | June 14, 2024 | BY TOM NOUVIAN

[mass55th]

LOL!! Recently watched the French made movie “Under Paris” on Netflix.

[Cold_Red_Steel]

Does Paris have the same issues suffered by San Francisco?

[RetiredTexasVet]

If it gets worse, Macron can walk on the water with praise and adulation from his followers.

[Deaf Smith]

“Under Paris”

Sharks with freak’n lasers?

[struggle]

Didn’t macron say he was going to make the Seine so clean he was going to swim in it, so everyone pooped in the river to kill him with e coli?

[TonyinLA]

Could be naturally ocurring, but dumping human waste into rivers is a common practice in the home countries of France’s “immigrants”.

[vpintheak]

Turd world invasion using the rivers like they do in their homelands.

[Paladin2]

Jihadi E. coli?

[Omnivore-Dan]

I was on a tour boat going under the various and famous bridges in Paris back in 1976. The water was brown then, don’t think it ever cleaned up since the days of the guillotine.

[twyn1]

They’re gonna need a lot of pool shock and chlorine....

[PAR35]

It’s been a sewer for 1000 years. The Marne and Oise aren’t supposed to be any better. I’d suggest Lake Geneva (big enough to dilute the pollution) or Annecy (supposedly the cleanest lake in France).

[Mark]

For ALL-FREEPATHON ALERT! Folks, we have only LESS THAN A MONTH of the quarter left, and we’re only at 67% to goal...gotta get’r’done!

[Leaning Right]

The solution is simple. I’m surprised the pinheads at the International Olympic Committee haven’t thought of it. Just post this sign on the banks of the Seine every six feet or so.

Oops! I probably should have said every two meters or so.

[rktman]

IIRC, did the franks recently say they would #2 in the river in protest of the DOHlympics. Not watching in any case.

[SkyDancer]

Don’t swim in it or drink it.

[ronniesgal]

did n’t I read that the locals are crapping in the Seine on purpose, because the government is trying to clean it up for the Olympics?

[Lockbox]

Unregulated immigration and homeless leads to 🤔🤔🤔 stuff in the river!

[Seruzawa]

So, it’s not hyperbolic to call them the filthy French.

[chopperk]

No surprise; The French dump everything in the Seine.