6/12/2024, 12:25:16 PM · by ransomnote · 19 replies
YOUTUBE ^ | June 11, 2024 | Alexander Mercouris, vanity
Posted on 06/13/2024 3:38:40 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
MIAMI, FL — In the wake of the sighting of a Russian naval flotilla not far from the coast of Florida, President Biden, Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces, has swiftly and competently reacted to the situation in order to defend his top security priority: all of the Florida Pride murals.
According to National Security sources, the Russian task force which includes a nuclear submarine and a frigate could pose a threat to US sovereignty, but more importantly, they might splash water - or even leave tire tracks - on gay pride murals. The National Guard and the Coast Guard have been ordered to dispatch troops to keep a 24-hour watch on all Pride murals within a 250-mile radius of the Russian ships.
"Rest assured, Americans," White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said in an emergency press conference. "President Biden is doing everything within his power to make sure that American assets are protected and secure in the face of Russian saber-rattling - especially the most precious national symbol of all: our pride murals!"
President Biden later confirmed the decision in a brief speech. "You know them warships in Mexico, Jack? They're just dog-faced, lying pony soldiers! REPEAT THE LINE. We'll make sure that they can't take any of their malarkey against our Gaza Pride folx!"
At publishing time, Biden's security team had been horrified to hear rumors of Russian threats to misgender kindergarteners and interrupt drag queen story hours. Sources report that government security agents have been posted to defend vital national interests like abortion clinics and gender transition centers.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
I don't believe the Russian warships are 'threatening' Florida. At most, Biden will try to use their presence to justify preemptive strikes on Russia.Despite it's awkward title, Alexander Mercouris' remarks in the thread I'm linking below gives an insightful overview of the real situation in the Ukraine, and it's part of why I believe that 10 yr agreement is worthless optics.
Give the Russians shore leave in Florida, and they will cornhole every fag from Miami to Tampa.
God I hope we get rid of this guy.
Okay, now I see it’s the BEE! *facepalm*
I’ll cruise out in the sailboat and take them on. I haven’t managed to sink her yet, so, I doubt a Russian could either.
Hey, maybe Biden’s plan is if Russia declares war on the US he will fire LGBTQICBM Missles at them and inundate them with sexually confused folks that will immediately tie up all government operations until those folks’ desires are placated.
(Not responding specifically to you)
The Russians and the Chinese have the same right to the Caribbean as the US does to the Baltic and the Black Sea.
We are not (officially) at war with Russia. We should welcome their ship to make liberty calls in US ports as a low-level form of diplomacy.
The purpose is to make the Russians Laugh themselves to Death.
Yeah, but are they wrong?
I hope the Russians get liberty in Key West.
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