[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

“My Anaconda don’t want none/unless you got buns hun!”

[MattMusson]

There are 15 foot pythons in Florida.

[The Duke]

My professional handyman brother has a customer who has a >250lb python at his home. He was called in to enlarge the snake's containment area (although it is often allowed to freely move about the home). I would not have believed my brother had I not seen his pic sitting on the couch with the snake draped over his legs (and taking up the entire couch).

Last time he went there to work he found that the snake had bitten deeply into the customer's shoulder, and was in the process of coiling. There was blood everywhere.

Apparently the snake is extremely difficult to dislodge once it has bitten, because the teeth curve inwards. However, my bro found a cutting board in the kitchen and jammed it between the snake's mouth and the customer's arm, and was able to get the snake off him.

I'm thinking that I'm not going to be owning a pet snake any time soon.

... and then there was the time he was asked to exorcise a spirit from a house. That was one job he decided not to take!