That’s Austin Vader. At one point his face plate was tinted like maybe he couldn’t take a little sun tan?
But, anyway, my new hat just came. Got here by Amazonia Jetranger drone. None of that tin stuff for my updated model. This puppy is Star Wars grade industrial, 99 gage, aluminized Unobtainium and is fitted with the deluxe optional BS reflector.
Since SloJoe’s bunch can’ say anything without lying thru their tooth I’m not buying the first three versions of SecDef Vader’s explanations. I’m saying he got the shots and is now dealing with a case of clotshotitis. Notice how the whole beltway bunch will claim anything except shot damage? And this happens the same week as the Army poster boy for the shots, at Tripler AMC ups and dies at 37 yo(?). It seems his story has disappeared.
Now I have to go tip the pilot for getting my hat here without losing a door over Portland. Just now heard they found that 737 door in a guy’s back yard. Another ten minutes and it could have been in my yard.