Florida man throws package of Oreos at wife while arguing over empty coffee maker: officials

FOX News ^ | November 21, 2023 | Adam Sabes

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

A Florida man allegedly threw a package of Oreo cookies at his wife while the two were arguing over their empty coffee maker.

Deputies wrote in an affidavit that John Sandoval, 70, was arrested Saturday morning after he allegedly threw the package of Oreo cookies at his wife while the two argued over their coffee maker that had no water in it, according to FOX 35.

According to Lake County Sheriff's deputies, the couple, who has been married for over 40 years, got into a verbal argument while sitting at a table.

At some point, Sandoval allegedly became "aggressive" and threw the package of Oreo cookies at her chest, which caused her to fall.

Sandoval also placed his hands on her throat while she was on the ground, deputies said, adding her airways weren't restricted.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

There is no situation so bad that the police cannot make worse.

[gundog]

This was a week ago. Why am I only now learning of it?

[NFHale]

Well, if they were double stuffed Oreos, that makes them high capacity assault cookies

[DesertRhino]

It’s probably over more than the coffeemaker...

[KittyKares]

How big was that package of Oreo cookies?!

[AnotherUnixGeek]

Deputies wrote in an affidavit that John Sandoval, 70, was arrested Saturday morning after he allegedly threw the package of Oreo cookies at his wife

A lot of women out there would be happy to have a package of Oreos tossed their way.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

This may have been the reason they gave but that was not the reason they were arguing.

[sauropod]

There it is.

[Billthedrill]

I read the entire article and still didn’t come away with the full story. What happened to the Oreos?

[HereInTheHeartland]

Very obvious that Oreos cause violence and MUST be banned.
Black and white violence

[Bob434]

if we only had sensible oreo cookie laws

[Zuriel]

Yeah, maybe the xidenomics is hitting their wallet, making him irritable.

I don’t drink coffee, and we don’t have oreos in the house (wife bakes cookies). My wife drinks her coffee black and excessively hot.

[FamiliarFace]

Gingerbread Oreos especially. Too bad they stopped making them.

[Zuriel]

**if we only had sensible oreo cookie laws**

Don’t worry, probably soon only globulleesta elites will have oreos. The slaves will have bug cookies.

[FamiliarFace]

I intercepted some of them, and put them away for safekeeping in my freezer.

[Dr. Sivana]

I once had a fianceé who threw a ham sandwich at me. It didn’t make the news. I married a different girl.

[Vendome]

He creamed her....

[reg45]

Coffee with Oreos, not milk?

[Captain Peter Blood]

So why didn’t he put the water in if that was the problem? I mean how hard is that, so he blames his wife for that. I can just see this guy being asked why he is in jail.