Inside hidden woodland palace Valdai where 'Putin's dead body is secretly frozen'

Daily Star UK ^ | 11/13/2023 | Ethan Blackshaw

[marcusmaximus]

Rumours are circulating that Vladimir Putin has died, and that his corpse is being stored in a freezer in his luxurious woodland palace.

The General SVR Telegram Channel, supposedly led by a Kremlin insider, claimed the Russian President had succumbed to a number of health issues last month. A heart attack was said to have been the final blow, with a body double now filling in for the despot.

The channel continues to state that Putin is dead despite the Kremlin refuting the claims. A Telegram post earlier this week said the body was "in the freezer at his residence in Valdai".

[HighSierra5]

I’m not sure if poopy pants is even alive.

[Larry Lucido]

There are still rumors circulating that Chernenko and Andropov have died, but no official denial has been issued.

[marcusmaximus]

Patrushev laying the groundwork for installing his son as Putin’s replacement.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

You, Speedy, Rev Mom get together and figure it out. Report back next year.

[marcusmaximus]

Where’s Putin?

[JonPreston]

Rumours are circulating that Vladimir Putin has died, and that his corpse is being stored in a freezer

It's enjoyable watching you Zeepers collapse faster than Eastern Ukraine

[marcusmaximus]

Where’s Putin?

[JonPreston]

[JonPreston]

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[lowbridge]

Why can't the Russians do with their brain dead leaders like we do?

[desertsolitaire]

If Putin is indeed still alive, let Russia show him in an un retouched photo holding today’s copy of Pravda. No?

[Darksheare]

Yeah yeah, just like all those people supposedly arrested and executed in 2021 and there’s body doubles going around instead, or held in gitmo, right?

[ClearCase_guy]

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn =

“In his house at R’lyeh, dead Putin waits dreaming”.

[popdonnelly]

For somebody frozen, he really gets around.

[Trump20162020]

Where’s a non-fringe source for this “Putin’s dead” stuff? I hope you will at least apologize for being an idiot whenever you’re eventually satisfied to think he didn’t die in October 2023.

[airborne]

He's not dead.

He's merely pinin’ for the fjords.

[ArcadeQuarters]

How many times can one person die?

[Arlis]

“He’s dead, Jim.”

[Lockbox]

Don’t forget Joseph Stalin, disappearance in 1953 and now claims to have been born in Honolulu, Hawaii in 1961 as a black man……