Posted on 11/14/2023 11:20:46 AM PST by DallasBiff
Tech worker and part-time dog trainer Maddie Guy, 33, couldn’t figure out what was going on with her English Springer Spaniel, Rudder. He was being snippy with other dogs and facing a medical issue so mysterious that every test had been run and a doggy MRI ordered.
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They don’t charge that much in Vegas...........................
paywall
This looks like the same article on another site:
“They don’t charge that much in Vegas...”
True that, but see if you can get a good plumber for that.
You can’t even get a bad plumber for that!..............
It’s usually not a good idea to tightly embrace a dog with their snout that close to your face, at least not for extended period of time.
Fido and Fifi can’t talk, so what can they do to let you know, they’ve had enough Lovey-Dovey stuff for the time being? Their natural choice is to squirm, giving you first notice to put them down.
Their next method is usually to make a noise, a whine, a moan a subdued growl.
If the owner still does not quite get it, fine, be stupid.
Fangs will now be bared to communicate!
“Pet psychic.” My friend’s elderly mother once spent several hundred dollars she couldn’t afford to hire a “pet psychic” to figure out why her cat seemed unhappy. I’ve thought many times that if I had no morals it would be dead easy to get obscenely wealthy exploiting the hippy-dippy new agers. They’ll fall for anything that seems to fit with their loopy beliefs.
Woman walks up to a guy and says “I’ll do anything you want for $1,000”
Guy: Anything?
Woman: Anything
Guy: Anything??
Woman: Anything!
Guy: Here’s my address. Go paint my house.
The top dog at $6/minute figured out how to separate suckers from their money.
All she needs to do now is dust off P.T. Barnum's sign...
LOL. A classic.
I can tell you what 95 percent of pet owners problems begin with the type pet they chose.
Apartment and suburban dwellers pick an high energy dog and leave it cooped up in their cramped homes while they go to work and the dog goes nuts trying to bleed off that pent up energy. The owners come home to their furniture torn to shreds because “mummy” or “daddy” is too tired or too damned lazy to take them for a long run
They pick cattle dogs that are breed to run all day because it’s in style.
Then they pay “experts” like this to tell them what they should have researched before they got the poor dog.
The pounds are full of dogs like this along with pit bulls they no longer want because it’s vtoo much dog.
F these idiots!!!!!
Thanks! ;)
Nice looking girl. Not $550/hour nice.
The top dog at $6/minute figured out how to separate suckers from their money.
The others just haven’t figured out that liberal new agers are VERY status conscious. That’s why they so love to use demonstrations of their new age quackery as “proof” that they are more enlightened than everyone else. To people like that, higher prices automatically denote greater value (and status) than lower-priced services. The smart “pet psychic”, like this woman, would be wise to gouge them for everything they have, because they’ll likely enthusiastically give it.
On a tangent
Read recently about a cowboy from California who became fast friends with Queen Elizabeth while helping her train horses
I had the nicest pit/hound mix for 12 years(she was 2 and fixed at the pound)
She only barked twice, nicest dog ever, and I didn't need a "physic".
“F these idiots!!!!!”
FTA, it appears the dog is of the same mind as you.
You are a true psychic
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