Posted on 11/13/2023 8:33:08 AM PST by Navy Patriot
SACRAMENTO, CA — Customers have already begun camping out by the thousands after a local grocery store announced on Black Friday they would sell food for the price it was back when Trump was President.
"Forget the big screen TV, we're talking a gallon of milk for two bucks!" said local man Donald DiMarco as he rolled out a sleeping bag. "I get a few gallons, I could quit one of my three jobs!"
The shocking deals will reportedly extend to everything in the store, with several grocery items to be discounted upwards of eighty percent. The grocery store known as "Fresh Market" has been blown away by the response, with the parking lot turning into a campground overnight. "All we did was look back at the sticker price from Trump's last day as President, and put that in the ad," said manager Gill Mackey. "Now we have five thousand people camping out for two weeks on pavement. It's amazing what a woman will do for cheap eggs."
A nearby Best Buy has already announced they will have to shut down on Black Friday as all of their employees have planned to camp out in hopes of nabbing affordable groceries. "To be able to walk into a grocery store, and just -- buy food? It's like winning the lottery," said Best Buy employee Lisa Sampson. "A few of my friends and I have already agreed to split a chicken breast if one of us can get a hold of one. There will be some brawls, trust me."
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These days I even eat the crust.
I even have a few neighbors that voted for that schlub idiot Biden who admit life was better under Trump.
I could tell it was hard for them to admit it. They are feeling some financial hardships now with the idiot in the WH.
And the cardboard box the pizza comes in, it tastes like multi grain bread.
The dog is getting skinny.
Trump had prices low and people working, including minorities. The left hated that so much they created a deadly virus and spread it so they could watch with glee as business after business folded, and people were sent to the unemployment office by the millions.
Folks, this is fake news..
Maybe they should have asked who they voted for and gave them prices accordingly.
Equity and all.
We all know this, it's from the Babylon Bee which is a satire site. BUT, sometimes what the Bee reports actually happens, we'll have to wait and see.
Will Biden supporters plan on attending?
Known as Fresh Market today; 11/24 Hiroshima 2.0.
Omg. Fooled again. 🤪
If a store could afford it then this would actually be a brilliant thing to do.
The Bee.👍
I knew this was from The Bee because no grocery store could afford to roll back prices to the Trump era without going out of business.
OK, full disclosure: I swallowed this one hook, line, and sinker.
It’s the new Economics Section of The Bee, who knew?
As do I.
That’s a Ray Of Hope.
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