FE'R TDDZ RX BXZL RFZWD F SNGD BXYD F WNZ'E DYDZ IDSDSTDI QVX LDER EFDG AC. - PXNZ IFYDIRSolution to previous puzzle (select the yellow text with your cursor to read):
IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I MADE LOVE I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHO GETS TIED UP. - JOAN RIVERS
HAL'S CRYPTOGRAM HELPER
I really wasn't trying to confuse y'all.
I thought you were trying to avoid it because it was a bit risque.