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New Grand Theft Auto Game Will Have Unlockable ‘Soros DA Mode’ Where All Crime Is Legal
The Bee ^ | November 8, 2023 | Staff

Posted on 11/09/2023 11:07:25 AM PST by Navy Patriot

NEW YORK, NY — Rockstar Games has announced new details about its upcoming Grand Theft Auto installment, confirming that the new game will have an unlockable "Soros DA Mode" where all crime is legal.

"Players demand more realism in games these days," Sam Houser, President of Rockstar Games, told reporters after making the announcement. "The days of simply being arrested for committing a crime are no more. It was time to bring the GTA franchise into the new world."

While rumors abound and much of the details about the new game remain shrouded in secrecy, developers have confirmed there will be a more "realistic" mode in which George Soros-backed district attorneys don't prosecute lawbreakers, essentially rendering all the simulated crimes legal in the game. Early-development footage of GTA VI in its pre-alpha state shows the main character going on a killing spree, selling fentanyl to school kids, and carjacking high-end luxury vehicles in front of a uniformed police officer who shouts, "Hey man, maybe that's not a good idea!" As the released early game footage goes on, the officer is then himself arrested for misgendering the player character without even bothering to ask for their pronouns.

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TOPICS: Education; History; Humor
KEYWORDS: gaming; humor; lol
Rockstar Games has finally authored a Video Game that is played in the Real World!
1 posted on 11/09/2023 11:07:25 AM PST by Navy Patriot
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To: Navy Patriot

Any satire about Soros is definitely not funny. The man is pure evil. Not a damn thing funny about that.


2 posted on 11/09/2023 11:13:34 AM PST by CatOwner (Don't expect anyone, even conservatives, to have your back when the SHTF in 2021 and beyond.)
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To: Navy Patriot

Coming soon to Nexusmods.


3 posted on 11/09/2023 11:15:52 AM PST by fretzer
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To: Navy Patriot

They want it to be realistic just like blue libtard cities


4 posted on 11/09/2023 11:22:22 AM PST by NWFree (Sigma male 🤪)
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To: CatOwner
Not a damn thing funny about that.

Admit it, it would be fun to play a game where you can run over Soros over and over again, and then crash into a bunch of his DAs.

5 posted on 11/09/2023 11:41:39 AM PST by usurper (AI was born with a birth defect.)
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To: All

Next will be a game based on the series “The Purge”. With Democrats seeing it, liking it and staging it.


6 posted on 11/09/2023 11:45:53 AM PST by BipolarBob (My terrorist policy is Pro Death.)
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To: CatOwner
Maybe this is not Satire.

It just might be Ridicule.

7 posted on 11/09/2023 11:47:13 AM PST by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: NWFree

Well, it WILL be Realistic.


8 posted on 11/09/2023 11:48:34 AM PST by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: Navy Patriot

To be realistic, the FBI SWAT teams would arrest NPCs in MAGA hats in the background.


9 posted on 11/09/2023 11:51:26 AM PST by I-ambush (From the brightest star comes the blackest hole. You had so much to offer, why didya offer your sou?)
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To be realistic, the FBI SWAT teams would arrest NPCs in MAGA hats in the background.

Correct, while ignoring BLM and Antifa Arson and Looting NPCs also in background, and ther would be Wanted posters of Kyle Rittenhouse on the walls.

10 posted on 11/09/2023 11:59:09 AM PST by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: Navy Patriot

Satire. Ridicule. Still not funny.


11 posted on 11/09/2023 11:59:22 AM PST by CatOwner (Don't expect anyone, even conservatives, to have your back when the SHTF in 2021 and beyond.)
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To: CatOwner
Ridicule is not necessarily funny.

It can be used with the intention to Kill, .... or Murder.

12 posted on 11/09/2023 12:03:52 PM PST by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: Navy Patriot

Yes. Instead of Virtual Reality, the GTA game is going to be Actual Reality.


13 posted on 11/09/2023 12:40:55 PM PST by FlyingEagle
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To: FlyingEagle

Nicely Stated!


14 posted on 11/09/2023 12:43:16 PM PST by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: Navy Patriot

Laughter helps us endure hardship.

The Bee should do revision 1 — No charges for Commie crimes.

Srednik


15 posted on 11/09/2023 1:56:06 PM PST by Srednik (Polyglot. Overeducated. Redeemed by Christ. Anticommunist from the womb.)
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