Posted on 11/09/2023 11:07:25 AM PST by Navy Patriot
NEW YORK, NY — Rockstar Games has announced new details about its upcoming Grand Theft Auto installment, confirming that the new game will have an unlockable "Soros DA Mode" where all crime is legal.
"Players demand more realism in games these days," Sam Houser, President of Rockstar Games, told reporters after making the announcement. "The days of simply being arrested for committing a crime are no more. It was time to bring the GTA franchise into the new world."
While rumors abound and much of the details about the new game remain shrouded in secrecy, developers have confirmed there will be a more "realistic" mode in which George Soros-backed district attorneys don't prosecute lawbreakers, essentially rendering all the simulated crimes legal in the game. Early-development footage of GTA VI in its pre-alpha state shows the main character going on a killing spree, selling fentanyl to school kids, and carjacking high-end luxury vehicles in front of a uniformed police officer who shouts, "Hey man, maybe that's not a good idea!" As the released early game footage goes on, the officer is then himself arrested for misgendering the player character without even bothering to ask for their pronouns.
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Any satire about Soros is definitely not funny. The man is pure evil. Not a damn thing funny about that.
Coming soon to Nexusmods.
They want it to be realistic just like blue libtard cities
Admit it, it would be fun to play a game where you can run over Soros over and over again, and then crash into a bunch of his DAs.
Next will be a game based on the series “The Purge”. With Democrats seeing it, liking it and staging it.
It just might be Ridicule.
Well, it WILL be Realistic.
To be realistic, the FBI SWAT teams would arrest NPCs in MAGA hats in the background.
Correct, while ignoring BLM and Antifa Arson and Looting NPCs also in background, and ther would be Wanted posters of Kyle Rittenhouse on the walls.
Satire. Ridicule. Still not funny.
It can be used with the intention to Kill, .... or Murder.
Yes. Instead of Virtual Reality, the GTA game is going to be Actual Reality.
Nicely Stated!
Laughter helps us endure hardship.
The Bee should do revision 1 — No charges for Commie crimes.
Srednik
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