I faked my death after discovering my wife paid thousands for a hitman to kill me – she’s walking free & I’m terrified

The US Sun ^ | 10:32 ET, Oct 24 2023 | Martha Cliff

[Secret Agent Man]

She needed a lot more jail time. Let the damn places be overcrowded. Its not a resort. Its prison.

[Qwapisking]

sure it wasn’t Lola, who walked like a woman but talked like a man?

[FlyingEagle]

Her name is Lola
She was a showgirl
But that was 30 years ago
When they used to have a show
Now it’s a disco, but not for Lola
Still in the dress she used to wear
Faded feathers in her hair
She sits there so refined
And drinks herself half-blind
She lost her youth, she lost her Tony
Now she’s lost her mind

[sauropod]

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[2CAVTrooper]

“Uh, “remote desert location...”. “..outside of Houston...”. Guess its been a while since I was in that area but dang!”

It must be climate change.

[NorthMountain]

...
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world
Except for Lola

Shockingly prophetic ...

[dfwgator]

She works the cantina
Dancin’ and a lovins’ her trade

[MayflowerMadam]

This scenario does happen, if the true crime I read and watch is correct.

[Larry Lucido]

Or get it from a "guy on the street."

[spel_grammer_an_punct_polise]

“Uh, “remote desert location...”. “..outside of Houston...”. Guess its been a while since I was in that area but dang!”

LOL

I think that the idiot-journalist meant, “deserted,” but what can anyone expect from an idiot? ;-)

[rktman]

Last time that’s what we saw. 🤔

[A_perfect_lady]

No it’s “Lulu. L-u-l-u Lulu. Lulululululu-oooo... she walked up to me and she asked me to dance...”

[A_perfect_lady]

Oh, it’s Lula. Dammit.

[rktman]

Uh, idiot/journalist.....pretty much interchangeable these days. 😂

🙏🇮🇱👍

[NorthMountain]

Whatever it is (the article uses both spellings), she’s 100% bat-guano crazy. I’m not quite sure what her H/C coordinates are ... she ain’t all that hot, but she’s off the charts crazy. I maintain that the crazy axis is open-ended, and in her case needs to be logarithmic.

[mmichaels1970]

These were the folks that owned that boxing club right? One of the Discovery+ true crime docs (American Monster?) had an episode on this like a couple years ago I think. Pretty crazy. They have video and audio of her with the "hitman" after she thinks it happened.

The cops have her back in interrogation acting all distraught when the husband walks into the room. She immediately starts crying and asking him for help.

[moovova]

Her name was "Lula"

She was a showgirl ...

With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there

She would merengue and do the cha-cha

[NorthMountain]

She would mur-ur-der and do the chop-chop

[offduty]

Probably met her at the Copa Cabanna.

[Getready]

IF story is true...he should not be publicizing it so broadly...she might be planning revenge...surprised he didn’t get a hit man himself after she got released...IF the story is true...IF...