OMFG You ASSHOLE! I didn’t read the post before posting! Laz, this takes the cake, bud!
So in addition to the way he died*, we find out that he is a cake thief.
* How many people are killed by 76 angry husbands (simultaneously), while dressed in a clown outfit, smeared head to toe in orange marmalade, surrounded by 17 monkeys, with his finger in a outlet and a lightbulb (glowing) screwed in his ass?