[dynachrome]

I’ll believe when I see an alien having a threesome with bigfoot and “big mike” obama.

[RoosterRedux]

I know I speak from BigFoot and non-human intelligence everywhere when I say that any kind of romantic liaison with Big Mike Obama is out of the question.

The mere suggestion of such kills the appetite of all living creatures across the vast expanse of space or over infinite dimensions.

Just a blurry photo of Moochelle in a bikini would break the space-time continuum and make Einstein give up physics for a nice career in bookkeeping.