Not pizza, sorry.
When I moved from the Northeast to California and saw all the crap they put on pizza out here, I used to joke about “peanut butter pizza” and “Eskimo Pie pizza”
It has become impossible to be absurd any more. It doesn’t matter how ridiculous an idea you come up with, someone’s already out there trying it for real.
Isn’t Elvis allegedly dead?
I won’t think of it as pizza, but I might eat it just the same.
What defines pizza for you? To me it is simply a dough base with toppings.