What’s Irish and stays out all night? Paddy O’Furniture!
Mike and Pat are in a pub & Pat’s telling Mike about another pub where for two pounds, you get a pint, a sandwich and get laid in the back. Mike looks at him and says, let me understand, for two pounds, you get a pint, a sandwich & get laid in the back? where is this pub to which Pat replied, I don’t know but me sister does.