[Rockingham]

You may have me beat as to Florida Man qualifications. The best that I can offer in response to your superior list is playing in orange groves as a kid — with play being defined as throwing oranges at each other, picking and eating oranges while sitting in a tree, and hunting and killing grove rats with pellet guns, golf clubs, and garden tools. And you had a raccoon as a pet, or at least had a friend in the neighborhood who did.

[cport]

For me as a youngster in Polk county, it was riding bikes into phosphate pit lakes from atop the cliffs from mining, scaling the large high graded mine mountains with my buddies 4wd Subaru, and running high speed with the same car through the orange grove furrows while me and my best friend held on to the luggage rack up top after eating cow shit psilocybin. Florida man AF.