In song that said it all ... “And the Beat Goes On”
In here ... “and the scams keep on coming.”
As long as she goes an builds me a sandwich we have this thing handled.
When his body was found, it was covered in two inch deep hexagonal punctures. His wife was incoherently screaming Swedish sounding words.
I’d want my own tools, not the crap hex key that comes with the kits.
I put together about 20 LF of Ikea base and top cabinets about a dozen years ago. It wasn’t hard.
Putting IKEA stuff together is not difficult. If you glue up the dowel joints as you are building, it will last basically forever.
They dispensed with the crappy psuedo-english instructions for easy-to-follow pictorial ones decades ago.

Gee, could the author have been any more repetitive? How much money again? Didn’t catch it the first ten times. What store? Looking for a single person or a couple? Please elaborate with maybe a dozen more paragraphs.
That’s a bad has asking a couple to hang wallpaper together - get the divorce lawyers on standby.
I know about 5 women that this would be very easy for them.
Oh and no they don’t look like Helen Thomas.
We may look into this. The First Mate is very tool talented and almost never skips a chance to cruise the Tool Section at Home Depot. In college she worked part time repairing mechanical cash registers for NCR and still has her repair kit. Spring hooks, about a dozen screw-drivers, a micrometer, punches, all sorts of tools. The few IKEA pieces we have around here were all assembled in well under the recommended time per the instructions.
I wonder what I can do with my half ...
Never heard of IKEA so that was annoying. I guess it is a store of something.


If a marriage is stressed by assembly IKEA flat pack furniture the woman married a complete beta wimp she will end up divorcing. If a man can’t even use a torx key to make a bookshelf what else can’t he handle?
I took the simple way out.
We know a retired guy who does handyman stuff for us occasionally. Just pay him to assemble stuff.
Oh please! My crazy parents move every year and give their furniture away. Guess who they buy furniture from every year? Can’t count the number of times I’ve been called so I can check if the nearest Ikea has an item in stock before they make a 4 hour drive. Dad is in his 80s and still assembles their dressers, table, bed, etc by himself. Mom stands there like a squirrel supervising him.