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1 posted on 01/27/2023 9:52:15 AM PST by Red Badger
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In song that said it all ... “And the Beat Goes On”

In here ... “and the scams keep on coming.”


2 posted on 01/27/2023 9:56:02 AM PST by George from New England
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As long as she goes an builds me a sandwich we have this thing handled.


3 posted on 01/27/2023 9:57:43 AM PST by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget (I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body... gives me more rights. )
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Is this a viral ad for a new murder podcast?

When his body was found, it was covered in two inch deep hexagonal punctures. His wife was incoherently screaming Swedish sounding words.

4 posted on 01/27/2023 9:58:20 AM PST by KarlInOhio (Gain of Pfunction. Gain of Pfunding. Gain of Pfizer )
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I’d want my own tools, not the crap hex key that comes with the kits.

I put together about 20 LF of Ikea base and top cabinets about a dozen years ago. It wasn’t hard.


5 posted on 01/27/2023 9:58:25 AM PST by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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Putting IKEA stuff together is not difficult. If you glue up the dowel joints as you are building, it will last basically forever.

They dispensed with the crappy psuedo-english instructions for easy-to-follow pictorial ones decades ago.


6 posted on 01/27/2023 10:01:01 AM PST by DarrellZero
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10 posted on 01/27/2023 10:26:04 AM PST by lowbridge ("Let’s check with Senator Schumer before we run it" - NY Times)
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Gee, could the author have been any more repetitive? How much money again? Didn’t catch it the first ten times. What store? Looking for a single person or a couple? Please elaborate with maybe a dozen more paragraphs.


11 posted on 01/27/2023 10:27:17 AM PST by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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That’s a bad has asking a couple to hang wallpaper together - get the divorce lawyers on standby.


12 posted on 01/27/2023 10:28:54 AM PST by Wuli
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I know about 5 women that this would be very easy for them.
Oh and no they don’t look like Helen Thomas.


13 posted on 01/27/2023 10:29:23 AM PST by Zathras
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We may look into this. The First Mate is very tool talented and almost never skips a chance to cruise the Tool Section at Home Depot. In college she worked part time repairing mechanical cash registers for NCR and still has her repair kit. Spring hooks, about a dozen screw-drivers, a micrometer, punches, all sorts of tools. The few IKEA pieces we have around here were all assembled in well under the recommended time per the instructions.

I wonder what I can do with my half ...


14 posted on 01/27/2023 10:32:57 AM PST by ByteMercenary (Slo-Joe and KamalHo are not my leaders.)
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Never heard of IKEA so that was annoying. I guess it is a store of something.


16 posted on 01/27/2023 10:53:23 AM PST by Revel
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17 posted on 01/27/2023 10:55:27 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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20 posted on 01/27/2023 11:12:12 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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If a marriage is stressed by assembly IKEA flat pack furniture the woman married a complete beta wimp she will end up divorcing. If a man can’t even use a torx key to make a bookshelf what else can’t he handle?


21 posted on 01/27/2023 11:12:25 AM PST by Organic Panic (Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes)
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I took the simple way out.

We know a retired guy who does handyman stuff for us occasionally. Just pay him to assemble stuff.


23 posted on 01/27/2023 11:32:40 AM PST by PapaBear3625 (We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced so stupid people won’t be offended)
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Oh please! My crazy parents move every year and give their furniture away. Guess who they buy furniture from every year? Can’t count the number of times I’ve been called so I can check if the nearest Ikea has an item in stock before they make a 4 hour drive. Dad is in his 80s and still assembles their dressers, table, bed, etc by himself. Mom stands there like a squirrel supervising him.


26 posted on 01/28/2023 7:22:50 AM PST by mom aka the evil dictator
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