[BenLurkin]

Sultan Hassanal Bolkiah is not only Brunei’s absolute monarch and supreme leader of the Islamic faith, but also the country’s prime minister, finance minister, foreign affairs and trade minister, superintendent of police, defense minister and commander of the armed forces, and even chancellor of the national university.

Straight out of Gilbert and Sullivan.

[Mercat]

The groom looks like he was the child of first cousins too.

[scottiemom]

Did you know that Great Britain has so many Islamic children with mental
retardation that their socialist medical system is being crushed under it? It’s true. (You won’t hear about it much) It is the direct result of generations of “cousin” marriages. (Both bride and groom) First cousin marriage doubles risk of birth defects in children. It’s what can happen when 33% of the Pakistanis and other middle eastern migrants continue to inbreed. Disgusting tradition.

[scottiemom]

Did you know that Great Britain has so many Islamic children with mental
retardation that their socialist medical system is being crushed under it? It’s true. (You won’t hear about it much) It is the direct result of generations of “cousin” marriages. (Both bride and groom) First cousin marriage doubles risk of birth defects in children. It’s what can happen when 33% of the Pakistanis and other middle eastern migrants continue to inbreed. Disgusting tradition.

[robowombat]

It’s good to be king.